Game 2: Where the Penguins (had better) squash the Senators.

Wouldn't it be excellent if the Penguins squahed the Senators in the series? It would make me feel like we had a better chance of squashing some real-life health-care cramming Senators in the polls this November. Or at least I could pretend it's a prophecy of that.

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Ottawa Senators in the first round of the playoffs and went on to win the Stanley Cup in a dramatic allegory of the dreamed-for victory of Christians around America to defeat the anti-Christian, anti-freedom Congressmen and go on to reclaim America for good!!!!

Can't watch the game tonight?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/04/16/2010-04-16_volcanic_ash_strands_norway_prime_minister_jens_stotlenberg_in_nyc_airport_so_he.html

All you really need is an iPad.

Why, if I had one of those, I could watch the game tonight! Oh, well, hip-hip-hooray for live-tweeting the game and tweet-to-text!

Here we go Penguins, here we go! Woot! Woot!